Idle hands
Are the devils' playground... and a movie with Seth Green.
Here you will find odd offerings of boredom and photoshop skill.
Some range from my early days learning to recent musings.
Since I don't get paid to make the silly stuff I generally don't put THAT much effort into it,
(kinda like the html on this page), but they amuse me nonetheless.
N*Joy!
Let's start off with on of my first attempts: My Melon Collie

And to keep him company, The Cat O' Nine Tails

If he was an anime character he'd be Jesse "The Hello Kitty" Venture

Hellfire and Eternal Dalmations

JEWBACCA!! He's a kosher wookie...

I took to handing out apples with razors in them one year. This was the original idea.

Robert Smith and the.. ah you get the idea..

This was for a contest. The entries that won SUCKED!!

A tattoo on a friends leg. It inspired me.

This is how I feel about the Atkins Diet...

Bizzaro and Mischief as seen thru Mat and Trey colored glasses.

Where steel wool comes from.

A more recent boredom.. Ben AFLAC

I can't be the only one who thought this about those ads....

If you know the joke this is from then yer kool in my book.

I live here. Read the sign.

I live in Texas and this is funny to me... Tex Mechs!

Now we enter into this weird series where I randomly modify pictures of penguins.
I dunno why, but they are on fire. It's funny to me. Like the Billy Joel song...Don't ask me why.

I call this Penguins in Paris

I just thought this was cute...

I honestly had nothing to do with the sweaters. Those are real.

Penguins + word balloons = COEMDY!!

People send me these photos and I HAVE to modify them. (That font is called Ninja Penguin by the way.)

He has so much to live for...

Damn kids...

Zombie penguin Jeebus

My fave...

Thaz it. I hope you enjoyed this dial-up nightmare.