Have you ever wanted to be a great sleight of hand artist but figure that now you don't have the time to practice? Ever wanted to perform those dazzling sleights with ease? Have you ever wanted to do magic the easy way? Well now you can and we're here to tell you how!! (Do we sound like an infomercial yet?)

Here's what a few people are already saying about this book:
"I have major palm-fear, and this may help a lot."
"I just wish that there was a book of this calibre when I was starting out."
"I got my 10 year old son to try some of them."

Fire Cat Studios in association with Bizzaro. The Optical Illusionist have collaborated to bring you a novel way to do those double lifts, false cuts, and some zany magic tricks with ease. Using techniques not often taught in most magic books, Cheat Damn You!! puts together ideas and thoughts on how to get away with the most blatant of moves while still looking cool. (Or as cool as a person with a deck of cards can look anyway.)

The best part is this book is not just for people in the know of magic moves, but it is also useful for someone just starting out with little to no knowledge of sleight of hand whatsoever!!

What all is included when you purchase Cheat Damn You!! you ask? Moves and techniques that even fool magicians for starters. Ideas on how to get away with the same said moves and even a few tricks used in the working repertoire of Bizzaro himself. The always crowd pleasing Mouthcard, Card Symbiote (Where you can find the card a person touches no matter What!!), and a coin trick that is so simple, yet effective, all at the same time.

As you all know, we cannot divulge magic secrets for free. However, we can offer it to you for a low, low price that is unheard of in today's economy. Normally a book of this caliber would cost twice as much in the tangible market. Now due to the technological marvel that is the internet and Adobe Acrobat Reader, you too can have this beautiful product far cheaper than if you bought it in stores. (Wow, next we just might offer you some free turtle wax with your purchase.)

Simply click the Pay Pal link above and donate 10 dollars American to our cause, (cause' we need money.), and within less than 24 hours you will recieve your prize. (Unless we are busy, then it might be longer. No more than 72 hours hopefuly.) So what are you waiting for... Order NOW!!!




If for some reason you are not completely satisfied just e-mail CheatDamnYou@SmappDooDa.com and we will do what we can to make it up to you. Refunds are out of the question as we are selling information, and once that information has been fed into your brain we can't pry it out of there except with a screwdriver and a saw, and that gets into a whole other legal matter we would like to avoid. However, we're always glad to work with the masses, and are pretty sure you will enjoy this product so don't worry about that screwdriver/ saw thing. We were just kidding... sorta.