If you think you want to join the Legions of Bizzaro.'s Bitches , then step right up and do so now!! Men and women alike love them some Bizzaro!! Thus we are now offering two shirt styles. The classic spaghetti strap style and now New Baby Doll Tees!! Ok sure some of you may be saying, "But I dun wanna be yer bitch!". Well kids the Bizzaro.'s Bitches legions are more than just a shirt and bad taste. It's propaganda, advertising, and special treatment. That's right you heard me. Special treatment. What might this special stuff be you ask? Well for starters you get invited to special "Bizzaro.'s Bitches ONLY" events, anything in the Bizzaro Cafe Press Store at COST, and even free tickets to shows!!! Not only will you get these fantastic shirts at a great price, super deals, special invites, and even a magnificant laminated Bizzaro.'s Bitches Membership card, you can submit us photos of you in the shirts and we will post them on here. It's yer oppurtunity to show your support for art and a great way to give the collective finger to lame promoting everywhere. No other magician would DARE try this hard to bring the fans into the fold. Remember: When it comes to demented magic and unique ideas Bizzaro is yer one stop shop! Working hard for your entertainment. Join us won't you? Pay Pal Button of DOOM!! If you cannot pay the measly 10 dollars by Pay Pal then drop us an Email and we will work out the details. If not completely satisfied, then feel free to complain and use the shirt as a dust rag.